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Word has been born ... The first of many ... CopyOne the Blogspotter ..

Friday, September 26, 2003

I HATE GETTING UP IN THE MORNINGS

Today i was woken up
I hate that ...
Getting woken up !!

Let me sleep !

Thursday, September 25, 2003

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT !!!

Well watt can i say about my two friends Warwick and Heidi ...
They make a great couple and they really suit each other ..
So its about time that they got engaged ...
They just recently had their party and it was fantastic ..
Lots of people, plenty of food and of course plenty of Beer ..
I managed to get hupes of photo's and most of them turn out great.
Everybody was in good spirits considering it was a Tuesday night ..
I know i needed an excuse for a day off work, so i wasn't complaining
Well ok ... i was the next day when i was very hungover and needed another day off .
But thats all good now ..

So 2 Warwick and Heidi
Congratulations Guys !!!
And i'll have those photo's to ya soon...

Monday, September 22, 2003

CHOKERS !!!!

Well they can say watt they like !!
Because now i'm startin to believe this myth myself
It seems the POWER just can't pull it off in the finals ..
After the Prelim My mates and i got a little carried away with our aggression
And beat each other up with a small plastic cricket bat ..
Not to mention the punchs that were thrown ..
Hehehe { And yes i recorded it all on my Digital camera }

But watt Amazing Weekend it was ..
I don't think i laughed so hard it all my life ..
Seans YERRRRRR was just hilarious !!!
Got to sample that 1 ..
And Craigs beating had to be seen to be believed ...

Friday, September 19, 2003

BLOGSPLOG SIGN IN

Talk about getting on my nerves ...
Everytime i get on this Blogsplog ..
It asks me to sign in ..
But it also has a remember me sign in as well ..
Which i would like to use !!
But everytime i get on i have to retype my info..
Bloody everytime ...
Today it remembered me as copoynoe .. Cop a wine O ..
hahahaha i thought it was funny...

Been real busy of late ...
Doing House renovations

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Had me laughing !!!!
I recieved an Email which i'd like to share with ya ...

Interesting Facts ...

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime
time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the
US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can, but women
can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Alaska is the USA state with the highest percentage of
people who walk to work.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
(now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness:
38%

It costs an average of $6400 to raise a medium-size
dog to the age of eleven.

The average number of people airborne over the US any
given hour:
61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their
hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in
China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom
Sawyer".

San Francisco' s Cable cars are the only mobile
National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a
great king from
history:

>Spades - King David,
>Hearts - Charlemagne,
>Clubs -Alexander, the Great
>Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has
both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the
horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence
on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of
the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature
wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine
that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor
belt.

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other
month?
A. Conception.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you
have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield
wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
>A. Honey

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any
other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs
Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is an activity that is typically performed by
40% of all people at a party?
A. They snoop in the bathroom medicine cabinet.

In Shakespeare's time, a typical bed' s mattress was
secured to the bed frame by ropes. When the ropes were
pulled, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on.
Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.
So in old England, when customers got unruly, the
bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and
quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase
mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters would have
a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their
ceramic mugs. When they needed a refill, they would
use the whistle to get the bartender4s attention. "Wet
your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

A game was invented in Scotland called "Gentlemen Only
Ladies Forbidden" and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick
their elbow ;...

hehehehe i tried did you ?

Monday, September 15, 2003

THE DO OR DIE WEEKEND..
THE LAST DAYZ IN DA FOOTY SEASON !!!

Well we made it through…
The POWER Beatin Essendon by a huge 39 Points !!
And now the Power is going on to the Prelim finals !!!! { WICKED}
We are going to be playin against the Collingwood Magpies in Melbourne.
I know its going to be a tuff fight but I am quietly confident that we can do it.

And what about that other team they have in Adelaide ..
THE COWS opps The Crows !! Well, they got defeated by a whooping
42 Points against the Brisbane Lions at the Gabba..
Now that’s watt I call a mauling .. hehehe

To all those CoWs supporters that gave me Shit all this week
SUCK SHIT !!
and to all the other supporters ..
Ya fort a good fight .. Hard luck !!
C ya next Year ..
Hehehe

I know, I know
Enuff talk about the Footy !!
Well its only going to for another couple of weeks …
But if we win the Cup !!! Then its another story !!!!

Friday, September 12, 2003

KIDS

Well as you may or may not know i have a little girl called Tyler Rose .. I can't believe how fast these little tackers grow up, it still seems just like the other day she was born.
Anywayz she is at the stage where drawing is the in thing. And as an artist myself i encourage this, but just not when it gets to the stage where she's drawing on everything. It took me at least 15yrs b4 i started to scribble on everything in site and i must say i did an extremely go job at it too .. Enuff to get me fined and some community service .. Well anyways it seems tyler is following in her fathers foot steps.. It was only the other day i had her out of my site for a few seconds and she Bombed the bookcase .. Funny thing was it was just as i was writing an article about kids on this site.. And then i had to incorporate it into the story which i ending up losing because of a stupid computer error !!! Argghhh ... { Hey Tyler stop poring that drink over the Crocs head .. Happpin now } Anyone who has seen the Croc will know what Im talking about .. Its Not real if thats watt your thinkin !! I wish it were that would be kool.. But i dont think the cat would like it too much .. Anyways got to go clean now ..

At 1 1/2 my little girl is growing up fast .. and as i speak ..im going to be designing a website dedicated to this beautiful talented girl .. And her mischievous ways
So stay tuned to that and more
Cya

Thursday, September 11, 2003

AARGHHH BLOODY HELLL !!!
I just finshed this huge Posting and when i went to post it ..
It F*!KD Up .... Bloody lost it all ..

In short because i couldn't be bothered writin it all again ..
It said something like this ...

I've been told to write some more crap ere on my Blogsplog by the man they call
SPOZ !!
Although time is not always on my side it is today { Well now it isn't }

KIDS !!!
F*!K IT

I aint goin to rewrite watt i just wrote ... Bugger this I'll rite it tomorro ..
If i gots the time !!!
Pissed off Coz it was a cool article too !!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH !!
There ya happy Spoz !!!

Friday, September 05, 2003

Well as most of you know .. in Adelaide Anywayz
Its SHOWTIME !!!
And well i thought i'd pay the place another visit ..

I know i'm getting older when ...

The Home improvement stands are more interesting than the rides ..
You need to sit down for a rest at least 5 times in the day ..
You start talking to the animals .. And they answer back ??
Looking at Flowers becomes exciting ..
You dont buy any showbags ..
You can only look at rides for no more than a minute because your head starts spinning ..
Your always complaining about how expensive everything is..
The Yellow brick road is how you plan your day ..
SideShow alley is to noisy ..
Coffee is your choice of beverage for the day ..
You bring a packed lunch ..
You leave before it gets too dark ..

Anywayz i had a great time ..
Even if i am getting older !!!


Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Eva wonder what a Crows SORE LOSER !!!
Has to say after losing another SHOWDOWN !!!

The Power can suck me. By Glancey The Cockhed Crows Supporter !!

Gay arse mascot, the Thunder Power Lightning Bolt... What the!? Looks
like a fucking netball mascot and those fairy boots make him look like a
gay hood ornament. Should go back to the Vodafone Power Phone/Brick or
whatever the hell that thing was.

Copy { This is only for the Soft COCK members stand .. real supporters drink beer before the game starts not watch the light kiddie entertainment ..}

Sure, your team was better on the day, { Y? Did we win ?} but you didn't look too good.
Some terrible shots at goal, some unforced errors and loose checking,
not to mention that horrible incident where you handballed your own
rushed behind, despite the fact there wasn't a Crows player in sight.{Ok he has a point there .. That was fuckin stupid.. but who Won again ?}
You'll wanna tighten that shit up if you wanna win a significant Major
Round game, you know. { Thing is we beat you !! We played like shit and still WON.. Btw Weren't you playing for a finals position and we had already secured Top spot on the ladder !! }
Your supporters are lame as hell too. { Thats coz you were on the lame side of the ground with the bloody Cocksucking members i told you to pay me a visit But NO ya didn't want to lose your seat .. Weak !!! } No one gave me shit alll day (and
trust me, I gave them plenty of ammunition, coupled with the added
opportunity to blacken my other eye) even when I left five
minutes before the siren went; a sledge worthy move if I've ever seen
one.{ So why is it you didn't come to pay me a visit on the Outer Side, then I would of given you hupes of shit !!! Along with 20,000 other supporters }

My suggestion to the Power Blackouts (or whatever you call your cheer
squad): Lose the AC/DC song from your warm up (unless you dig your bogan
image). Try and get some good nicknames for your players (grown men
calling other grown men "Gav" and "Joshy" smacks of latent
homosexuality) { Like i said you were on the Members side with your gay buddies We call them - Wangers and Carr }and most of all, get your own home ground you smelly
wharfies. { Like the Crows own the stadium Errr derr } Start hosting your home games out at Alberton or something...
isn't that the "tradition" you've held up for "a hundred years"?
Wankers. { Just remember why the Crows even exist .. If it wasn't for Port Adelaide There would but no team in the AFL Dickhed ...

You may have the uncanny ability to win the games that don't matter (how
many Ansett Cups, Minor Premierships, West End medals and Showdown cups
are you going to win before you realise the Premiership Cup is what the
rest of us are chasing!) but check your technique next week bitches;
it's Finals time. You may be top, but it doesn't mean you stop yet...
despite what your lame arse club song says.

Copy { Hang on ? Who won the game again, going in to the finals..???? I do believe it was the POWER Rite !! }

Bitter? Nah.

{ Bitter? I think so !! }

Thankz Glancey for giving me todays story !!

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