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Word has been born ... The first of many ... CopyOne the Blogspotter ..

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

IF I can keep you interested ?

I guess there's not much point to continue to look at a blogsplog
that neva gets updated right { yerr like this one !!!} Ed.
But be assured that next year i will make a a whole hearted effort
To gain your support and maybe even get some comments happin
Just like the rest of them...

Its funny i have a hell of alot of things to talk about
But lately i just haven't had the time to write em..
U know with Xmas and all...
Anyways i will be continuing to posting stuff ere Up until then
... but just hang in there coz there wont be many

Cheers ..
CopyONe


Have you got A.A.A.D.D?

I went to the Doctor yesterday and have been diagnosed with
A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention deficit disorder!!

This is how it manifests:-
I need to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the
hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before washing the car. I put my
car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash under the table,
and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table to take out the
trash first. But then I say to myself, since I'm going to be near the
mailbox
when I take out the trash anyway, I might as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque
left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk
where I find a bottle of coke that I had been drinking.

I'm about to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coke aside
so that I wouldn't accidentally knock it over. I notice that the coke is
getting warm, so I decide that I should put it in the refrigerator to keep
it cold.

I head toward the kitchen with the coke. A vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye - they needed to be watered. As I put the coke down on the
counter, I notice my reading glasses which I've been searching for all
morning.

I decide I had better take them back to my desk, but first I must water
the flowers. I put the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
with water when suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone had left it on the
kitchen table.

I realise that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to take it back to the TV room where it belongs, but first I must
water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it
spills on the floor.

So, I put the remote back down on the table, to get some towels to wipe up
the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember why I'm going
that way and what I was Planning to do.

Now, it's the end of the day; the car isn't washed, the bills aren't
payed, there is a warm bottle of coke sitting on the counter, the flowers
aren't watered, there is still only one cheque in my book, I can't find
the remote. I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with
the car keys.

I try to figure out why nothing got done today. I'm really baffled
because I know I was busy all day long and now I'm really tired. I
realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favour, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember to whom it has been sent!!!!

P.S. Thought for the Week: There is more money being spent on
breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means by
2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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